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July 11, 2014
FACTORY DEMON FORKLIFT BATTLE by AntiMach uses sleek imagery and cunning description to tell this humorous tale of a blue collar factory worker.
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Literature
Where Seagulls Dare
“There’s no escape, you know.”
Thomas put his head on one side, slapping the water out of his ear. “Sorry?”
“There’s no escape...from the island.” The heavily bearded man gave him a stare. “The same rocks that sank your vessel have defeated my every attempt at floating a raft.”
“Oh.” Thomas wasn’t sure exactly what one was supposed to say in this situation. “I’m sorry to hear that.”
“There’s food enough to get by here, if you don’t mind bitter roots, insects, sour berries. That’s almost the cruellest
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The Beginning
He told them, of course. He told those idiots everything, the whole damn story, including the blunder he'd made, and its consequences. Looking back on it later, he realized he had probably been in shock the whole time. It made sense, anyone would have been.
Soph was about twenty years old, and he'd been that way for a couple of years already, ever since the Hoarde had started attacking humanity from the past. Every day that passed, they ate at another day in the past. It sickened him. Those creatures had absolutely no regard for proper time and causality protocols.
It didn't seem to affect anyone else that way, though.
The Hoarde was the r
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Dead Zone
We met on an art website—you, me, and the Sprout.
Thing is, the Sprout and I didn't really care about art. Only you did. But when I looked online for a school art project and found you two bickering about something pointless in the comments of a picture that had nothing to do with any of us, I signed up for the site solely for the purpose of telling you two to shut up and take it to someone who cares.
So you sent me your Skype contact.
I expected you to start the conversation with arguments or even flirtation, but instead you just asked me how my day had been, as if we'd always been friends and you were just greeting me on a lone
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A few factory terms for you:
To paraphrase "5S," it basically means to keep your work area consistently clean and organized.
"Lock Out Tag Out" means cutting off a machine's power source with a lock (so random jackanapes don't accidentally turn it on while you're working on it).
Oh, and to enrich your reading experience, I highly suggest the following links:
Blumchen's "Heut ist mein Tag": www.youtube.com/watch?v=dd_W-b…
John Longmire's "Turkey Trot": www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBaHVd…
Evard Grieg's "Anitra's Dance": www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJ75Ys…
Unfortunately, YouTube failed me by not delivering Sam Fonteyn's "Happy Families." This, however, will do: www.youtube.com/watch?v=g64Y6r…
Now that I've finished that, it's now time to summarize this 3501-word blue-collar supernatural extravaganza! By the way, there will be naughty words (it is a factory setting). A lot of them. You have been warned. Anyway...
Sometimes we need to getaway from the everyday drag of work. But usually our fantasies take us to happy places. What begins as a momentary respite from work suddenly evolves (devolves?) into a supernatural conflict between demon versus factory workers. The reasons may astound you...
A few factory terms for you:
To paraphrase "5S," it basically means to keep your work area consistently clean and organized.
"Lock Out Tag Out" means cutting off a machine's power source with a lock (so random jackanapes don't accidentally turn it on while you're working on it).
Oh, and to enrich your reading experience, I highly suggest the following links:
Blumchen's "Heut ist mein Tag": www.youtube.com/watch?v=dd_W-b…
John Longmire's "Turkey Trot": www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBaHVd…
Evard Grieg's "Anitra's Dance": www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJ75Ys…
Unfortunately, YouTube failed me by not delivering Sam Fonteyn's "Happy Families." This, however, will do: www.youtube.com/watch?v=g64Y6r…
Now that I've finished that, it's now time to summarize this 3501-word blue-collar supernatural extravaganza! By the way, there will be naughty words (it is a factory setting). A lot of them. You have been warned. Anyway...
Sometimes we need to getaway from the everyday drag of work. But usually our fantasies take us to happy places. What begins as a momentary respite from work suddenly evolves (devolves?) into a supernatural conflict between demon versus factory workers. The reasons may astound you...
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